Zerglings

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I am going to start with this week with a forward. This forward is being that I am probably the only one that will read this that plays StarCraft and be the only one that gets my own references. So pulling Jimmy Fallon from Saturday Night Live past, I will laugh at my own jokes and enjoy them thoroughly because at the end of the day I don’t get paid for this, and do it for my own enjoyment, so screw the reader. But at least compared to you other gamers out there, I play a game with million dollar earning professionals  with a plethora of South Korean groupies, so at least I am learning life skills, while you just learn how to dota or counterstrike or whatever you people do.

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Lamprey Pie

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I am sure you all have been reading Game of Thrones like it is your job, unless you are Jane Johnson whose job it is (screw you Jane, getting paid to read that noise, why do you get to live the dream?). Maybe you have even been watching it on television because reading is too hard ( why hold paper in your hands when you can hold a TV remote?) you have come across the many feast scenes and then decided to go make a sandwich due to the mouthwatering deliciousness described over the course of two pages. If that sandwich filled you up, but you are trying to pack on that winter weight like one of those northern girls, then you have come to the right place; more descriptions of pie are coming your way.

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